You want to wear super baggy jeans, stupid but whatever. You want to wear super tight jeans, stupid but whatever. You want to sag your baggy jeans, stupid but they're baggy and going to sag a bit anyway. But sagging tight jeans? That's retarded on a whole new level. That's like shaving your head but keeping your mullet.
I blame Zac Effron...
"Yup, just saggin' my tight jeans and fueling my Audi... " That just about screams "Metrosexual"! As if that was a good thing. I'm not entirely sure why any man would think it was a good idea to reject all things masculine. And some women find that appealing? Women are from Mars... crazy.
I've also heard that this is something that comes from the Twilight movies. Having never seen a Twilight movie, I cannot confirm nor deny that. If a woman decides to watch the movies, whatever, but I am not going to turn in my man-card to accompany one to the movies (possibly why I'm single). Either way, sagging tight jeans certainly seems like symptom of this Twilight generation.
Does this mean I'm getting old? I kind of feel like that old guy yelling at the kids to get off his property... like this new generation has nothing positive to offer and it's better off to just avoid them.
But seriously? Sagging tight jeans? It's beyond the point of ridiculousness. I was walking through a store today and saw at least three people in this "style". Makes me question my sanity... or at least the sanity of all those around me.
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